a horror story
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
you know those annoyingly irritating advertisements that periodically appear in the msn messenger window, right at the bottom where those sneaky bastards seize the opportunity to pop up their ad (often with raucous and horrible sound effects) whenever you mouse over them? And how you ALWAYs seem to trigger them off cos you have to mouse over them on the way to clicking on another window on your task bar?
you can probably sense where this is heading...so i was trying to avoid the ad like a landmine but just as certain as the nosy kid in a horror movie gets killed first, I ended up triggering the damn pop up again. then my com lagged and the animated ad stayed onscreen for like 10 seconds.simply sounds moderately annoying? read on...
now if it was some innocuous ad like for beanie babies or m&ms or something I could just brush it off, but this time it really went too far. it crossed the boundaries of decency and bordered on moral outrage. the ad, was to tout the purported benefits of laurier pads.
WTF?!!
the offending ad refused to disappear no matter how furious I clicked elsewhere. By some perverted twist of fate I ended up clicking on the ad itself (gasp) by mistake. it gleefully opened up a browser window..asking if i wanted FREE SAMPLES.
words cannot explain how I felt then. pure, utter revulsion and horror would be close but thats only scratching the surface. I did what any self respecting guy would do then. I pulled the plug. Bzzzzap.
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C R E E P
by Radiohead
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh
She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
run...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here...
F I F T E E N
RANDOM FACTS
well, i am what I say i am, right?
ONE basically this section is really random.
TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here.
THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section.
FOUR or some pictures maybe?.
FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now.
SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping.
SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X
EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section?
NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D
TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section.
ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know.
TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here.
THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section.
FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something?
FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful
basically just stuff you need to do, like
homework and
projects.
or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?